Monthly Archives: March 2007

Lent: Part 19

Hustle & Flow (2005) – Either I just don’t get it, or the guy at Gamestop (where I bought this in bulk for about $5) doesn’t get it. Sure Terrence Howard is a good actor, but the church scene isn’t the finest scene I’ve ever seen. It’s not even the finest acting I’ve seen all week. It’s not even Terrence Howard’s finest scene. But apparently, it made Gamestop Guy cream his pants with artistic vision.

Lent: Part 17

Cleopatra (1963) – Seriously, guys, if I’m going to sit through a four-hour, Eropean-release version of one of history’s great romances, I expect to see some nudity, and I do not count the accidental glimpse of Richard Burton’s upper thigh under the little man skirt he wore. At this point, I’d settle for some Liz Taylor side-boob action.